babies day out!

Last Saturday and Sunday i went out with someone after so long chit chatting over d phone and d net... it was very fun to see the person in person and we had a blast of time. We saw drag me to hell at mid v's...I find that movie boring, on the other hand. My hand really got bruised from the amount of squeezing and screaming that i got from...well hehehe...babies will be babies eh?

After that it was makan time and we binge ourselves on chicken at kfc and had enormous fun chit chatting... again but this time live! we strolled the whole day just enjoying each others company....well its been along time but yeah...hormones and hearts are one crazy combination!

luv is in d air...perharps... ;-)

a happy me..

today im happy. excited. hyperactive. elated. shy. embarassed. and left hangin for ....

maybe, just maybe..i could have found my happiness.

could it be....

maybe....

haha...i smiling from ear to ear...

a happy me

A Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,’ Boy. what is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.


Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'.


Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'.


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'

Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy..: 'Pockets.'

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg..

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Fire truck


Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork


Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME..


Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

'Send this Boy to
UNIVERSITY.

read this!

A Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,’ Boy. what is your problem?' 

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!' 

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his 
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. 

The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. 


Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' 
Boy.: '9'. 


Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' 
Boy.: '36'. 


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.' 

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions. 

 Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed. 

Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'? 

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.' 

Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' 

Boy..: 'Pockets.' 

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, 
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? 

Boy.: Coconut 

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? 

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. 

Boy.: Bubblegum 

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? 

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... 
Boy.: Shake hands 

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. 

Boy.: Tent 

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.. The best man always has me first. 

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.. 

Boy.: Wedding Ring 

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.. When you blow me, you feel good. 

Boy.: Nose 

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. 

Boy.: Arrow 

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? 

Boy: Fire truck 


Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand. 

Boy.: Fork 


Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? 

Boy.: SURNAME.. 


Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? 

Boy.: HEART. 


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 

'Send this Boy to 
UNIVERSITY.

 LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!

not right now

im back after a long unannounced break from bloggin. need to sort out few things in my life, which i failed to do, miserably. while i have been away, i been smitten by the flu bug, flirted with migrain and had a threesome with sorethroat and nausea. not exactly wild passion, but these things had been coming for a long time , and some time between last week, they reached me. between boring weeks of lecture, i had been toying with the idea to repierce again, but halted it for now.  for now i need more hair to grow, as my dad thinks im balding at this age and some one who is at least 5 year older then me called me uncle.  another reason to shave as often as i can. not exactly motivating.

i have become super duper, hyper lazy this semester,  as i prefer sleeping to researching or studying... there is no one to study with,  or to talk with execpt one. sure i have classmates, but there is vast difference between friend and classmate.  i miss my schooling days where i had a whole bunch of people, my geng. chinese, malay, indian, and punjabi...all of us are from difference background and culture yet we blend togather to make the perfect rojak. here, well, im all alone. they think im weird when i say bless you when the lecture sneezed the other day...as if i did something akward. later i came to know that they never knew about that custom, or rather common courtesy. and they and they gawk when my phone rings...its lee hom song and they were amazed to know that im a fan... i  changed it to a different one now though.. well.... whoever said college life is fun,  should be brutally tortured and left to die a slow death...ok. ok. i was just kidding, bless that person, ma miserable life has nothing to do with him\her. my optimism is running dry day by day...  

and now im having holidays.... like as if i need it. my class is only 3 days a week, 3 hours each and the rest is spend with researching material for class and assignments and sleepless nitghts. that kept me busy, and ignorant for a while, now its jarring and poking out...my loneliness...

where is divine intervantion when you need one? dont i deserve it? or maybe not right now?